“you’re a virgin, so obviously you know nothing about sex”
my dad demanded i put this picture he took on my blog because he thinks it could be the start of a new internet meme he calls veggiedonging
I know we were all hating on yahoo earlier but this may be the start of a great relationship
BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
*silently puts fandom references in all my schoolwork*
[takes drag from cigarette] yeah im dangerous. I killed a joke once, just to watch it die
when you see your parent come home from the grocery store