All the Fucks I've Given

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raisesomehale:

sstiliinski:

WHO KEEPS HANDING DYLAN PUPPIES

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I MEAN

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WHERE ARE U GETTING THEM DYLAN

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THERE MUST BE A LIMIT

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THEY JUST APPEAR

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THAT’S ENOUGH. I DEMAND ANSWERS

did you just subtly imply that Posey is a puppy

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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hiddlesisanerd:

onedirectioncutefacts:

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

HOT AS FUCK

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officialfrenchtoast:

officialfrenchtoast:

Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me

I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel

When I’m on the plane coming home from vacation

whatshouldwecallme:

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thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

clockward:

fauxcyborg:

pro tip if you wouldn’t say the same compliment to a burly biker dude about his tattoos don’t say that shit to me

I feel like “if you wouldn’t say it to a burly biker dude don’t say it to an unfamiliar lady” is a really good rule of thumb for, like, life.

the-internet-goddess:

if I had a dollar for every time I hit the first pole in flappy bird
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relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…

relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…

surprisebitch:

this needs to happen

surprisebitch:

this needs to happen

(Source: fuckyeahreligionpigeon)

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

bagmilk:

*puts follower count on job application*

the-darkness-returns:

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

you dont even feel it happen

its a sneak attack i swear

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.